I AM INVISIBLE!!!!
- Automatic doors do not see me. You know the doors I mean. Those doors that slide open when you approach them. Well, I can approach them and nothing. There is not one iota of movement. I get right up to the door and just stand there. WTH?! Then I start waving my arm up so the sensor can see me. Still nothing. Then I backup and walk to the right then to the left then forward then backward. Inevitably someone else is either coming in or going out the door and I finally can proceed in the direction I intended. This is real people. No joke! Happens ALL the time to me.
- Automatic faucets in public restrooms do not recognize my hands. I lather my hands up with soap and then proceed to wash it off…..IF I COULD GET THE DAMN WATER TO COME ON!! Up, down, whole hand, one finger, two finger, side-to-side. FINALLY it will come on. And yes, before you ask, I know where the sensor is for the faucets too. The stupid things are out to frustrate the hell out of me!!